whoever said that shxt was a virgin.
just a thought.
Wednesday, May 6, 2009
Friday, May 1, 2009
the ranting&raving of a teenage pizza artist.
okay, so basically, one of my jobs is at papa murphy's.
there's a big sign outside that says "Papa Murphy's Take n Bake Pizza". all of the logos in our store say the same thing.
so don't get pissed at us when we don't bake your pizza. yes, at least twice a week we have someone demand their money back when we hand them an unbaked pizza.
and don't call asking if we deliver as if it's a valid question. if we don't bake your pizza, WHY THE FXCK WOULD WE DELIVER IT?
people with food stamp cards? don't get me started. spending your last $60 on pizza probably isn't the best choice. if you're gonna live off our tax dollars, go buy some fxckin groceries for your kids.
and then there's the parents who so blatantly don't give a damn about childhood obesity. if your kids are already hella overweight, why are you getting them a 5 meat stuffed pizza every week?
OMG people and their goddamn coupons.
arguing with us over a dollar off makes you look stupid. and if your coupon says it's for a large pepperoni pizza, don't call asking if you can use it for a large vegetarian.
oh! okay, so delites are our thin crust and they only come in a large. so when we say no, you can't get a family size combination on thin crust, please don't ask if we can make a family size vegetarian on thin crust. that's hella irritating.
so now i'm going to clock in at papa murphy's. i'm going to plaster a smile on my face, use a sugar coated phone voice, and attempt to play nice with society for four hours.
there's a big sign outside that says "Papa Murphy's Take n Bake Pizza". all of the logos in our store say the same thing.
so don't get pissed at us when we don't bake your pizza. yes, at least twice a week we have someone demand their money back when we hand them an unbaked pizza.
and don't call asking if we deliver as if it's a valid question. if we don't bake your pizza, WHY THE FXCK WOULD WE DELIVER IT?
people with food stamp cards? don't get me started. spending your last $60 on pizza probably isn't the best choice. if you're gonna live off our tax dollars, go buy some fxckin groceries for your kids.
and then there's the parents who so blatantly don't give a damn about childhood obesity. if your kids are already hella overweight, why are you getting them a 5 meat stuffed pizza every week?
OMG people and their goddamn coupons.
arguing with us over a dollar off makes you look stupid. and if your coupon says it's for a large pepperoni pizza, don't call asking if you can use it for a large vegetarian.
oh! okay, so delites are our thin crust and they only come in a large. so when we say no, you can't get a family size combination on thin crust, please don't ask if we can make a family size vegetarian on thin crust. that's hella irritating.
so now i'm going to clock in at papa murphy's. i'm going to plaster a smile on my face, use a sugar coated phone voice, and attempt to play nice with society for four hours.
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